Soy Candles Rule. Here is Why

Hold on a minute, son. We’re going to tell you about soy candles. It is not true that soy products are just for girls. Soy candles are multi-purpose and the girlish thing about them is how many women they ATTRACT. See, women love the soft smells of soy candles. They won’t overwhelm you because they’re usually softer, less aggressive smells. This is because soy candles have one primary use that normal candles don’t. You can use them to give your woman a sensual, soft, and sexy massage. See, soy burns at a cooler temperature than regular wax candles. That means that you can dip your hand in melted soy wax and not come away with a burn. So Why is that Awesome? Because if you want to keep that bodacious babe coming back for more you’re going to have to learn to treat her properly. If you bring her over to your place and you have some nice smelling candles burning around your place, she’s going to be a lot more in the mood than if you just have the place adorned with the usual pizza boxes and clothes. Odds are that she’ll comment on how they smell great and that’s your opening to say that they are massage candles.…

How to Escape After an Awkward Hook up

“Find a way to escape” We all know that glorious feeling, making a mad dash into the bedroom with a hottie in hand, about to do the nasty after a long night of pursuit. Things are going great. Clothes are flying everywhere; adrenaline is rushing through your body, and bam! The moment of truth. You’ve finally starting getting it on and it’s…not what you expected. Maybe she’s a dead fish, maybe she’s overzealous with the noise, or maybe the sex is just lackluster. Whichever way you cut it; this is just not the happy ending you had hoped for. Obviously one can’t just stop humping, put on their clothes and leave. Nope. Unfortunately you just have to stick with it until the bitter end. But that doesn’t mean you have to stay when the deed is done. Here are a few tips on how to get out fast after an awkward hook up. “Don’t wait for long enough” Depending on the chick, there might be some post coital cuddling that could happen. This is a prime opportunity to pretend to fall asleep until you can get out of there. Men fall asleep after sex naturally, so it’s not conspicuous. The ONLY thing that could mess this up is if your…

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