How to Act in a Porn Store: For Beginners

There’s nothing wrong with regular old vanilla sex. And there’s no reason why you can’t be happy never setting foot into an adult store. However, if you’re curious about widening your sexual horizons, your local porn shop is one of the best places to start. There are a lot of things that people do their first time in an adult store that tend to get the staff’s ire up. Below we have a list of tips of how to carry yourself in an adult store. Go Sober Too many people wait till they have had their liquid courage before they feel up to slipping into their local adult emporium. This is a MISTAKE of epic proportions. For one thing, the staff will know that you’re drunk as a skunk and immediately worry that you’re going to do something stupid. Odds are that you may. Booze makes our lips loose and the last thing you want to do is pull out a butt plug, brandish it at the girl behind the counter and then get the cops called on you. It’s also true that if you’re going to be three sheets to the wind while you are in a porn store you are much more likely to make a strange purchase…

Amusement Park Pick-Ups

“You can sweep her off her feet” If you’re out at an amusement park for the day with your friends, it might be a good opportunity to check out the local talent. Chances are your friends will be doing the same, and there are a million great ways to pick up girls at theme parks, so the odds are good that you’ll all wind up getting lucky. In this sort of setting, girls are flirtier and want a man’s attention, so step right up and score yourself a babe! With only a few tips, you and your friends can win big and take home a prize that’s way better than a gigantic stuffed gorilla. Rollercoasters are a great time to flirt with girls – is she in a group with an odd number? Offer to sit with her so she doesn’t have to sit alone. It makes you seem like a gentleman and gives you an automatic in with her – bonus points if she’s scared of coasters. If she’s scared, you get the added benefit of getting to comfort her and keep her safe, giving you an excuse to hold her hand or wrap an arm around her. You’re sure to earn her number after the ride, and she…

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