Sex Swings are WORTH IT

You see one every time you’re in the adult stores, it’s hanging up in that corner with a slightly cheesy how-to video playing over it. It’s calling out to you with its complex-looking design and somewhat frightens you with how much work it may be to put up. We’re talking about sex swings. A lot of dudes don’t want to invest the time and energy into putting one up, but we’re telling you, it’s WORTH IT. Yes, it does require a lot of invested time and some energy to get the swing up and swinging. And yeah, it will take a little work for you to master the finer points of how to get the most out of it, but really, the sex swing is the single greatest thing we’ve ever played with. Selecting the Right Swing All swings are a little different. Some have complex holds for arms and for legs. Some of them are just a very simple hammock style swing. You don’t have to go all out with your props if this is the first time that you are seriously considering them. In fact, we advise that you don’t go all out until you’re sure that the swing is for you. There are thousands of options and…

Edible Panties or Living with Disappointment

There are things in this world that sound amazing when you first think about them. Things that you are 100% certain that are going to blow you away with how goddamn amazing they are. Then you get those things and you are forever disappointed by them. Like cake, some things are lies. One of the worst lies that we have ever had to deal with, are those fucking edible panties. They are the worst fruit rollups in underwear form. Sticky, gross, too sweet, underwear that is not sexy. It’s not sexy for you, and its way not sexy for her. All three of us tried it out with our ladies and here, with names removed, are our disastrous results. Couple 1: The Hair Problem This particular couple is a fairly hairy couple. They’re not gross or anything, just, the manscaping and the ladyscaping isn’t always porn star close. This shouldn’t be a problem when dealing with things that are designed to go on the human body. It should extra not be a problem for something that is designed to go on under your clothes for any period of time. Let’s just say that when he pulled them off of her more came free than the panties. She screamed, he nearly…

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