Languages of Love

“Start with French” Remember that foreign language class you had to take in school to graduate and thought you would never do anything with? Well, break out the beret and maracas, my friend, because that knowledge is about to land you an entire harem of women! Knowing Spanish or French can be a huge asset to you when you’re trying to get laid and you’re struggling with ways to impress them. Even a basic knowledge of a language and a few choice phrases can be enough to have them clamoring for you. It’s likely that you’ve forgotten a lot of what you learned in your class, so just brush up on it a bit! Buy a book or two of common words or conversation topics in the language of your choosing and look it over. Write down important things or sexy phrases to say to the girl you’re with, and practice them until you get it just right. Focus on your accent, too, or it won’t sound convincing and she’ll just be put off. French and Spanish both have sounds in them that we don’t make in the English language, and pulling them off is both sexy and impressive. She’ll be dying hearing you roll your “r’s” when you purr…

How to Make an Impromptu Threesome Proposition

“They are ready for a threesome – Are you?” What they say about women often seems to be true; they travel in packs. This is great for you for a variety of obvious reasons: more eye candy, and more opportunities to get laid, right? Imagine that you’ve been at a bar all night talking to two gorgeous women. Typically you wouldn’t do anything like this for fear of offending one or getting in too deep, but they’re both total knockouts. They’ve been friends for a long time and are really comfortable with each other and as the night goes on and you start thinking about which one you’re going to take back to your place, you start to wonder why you can’t have both of them. Maybe one of them makes a joke about which one is going home with you and which one goes home alone, or maybe it falls to you to make that kind of forward remark. Either way, this situation can turn into the best possible instance of “both is good”. You’re sitting right in the middle of a perfect opportunity for a threesome with two beautiful women, which is pretty much every guy’s dream. Don’t let this opportunity go to waste! “You are on the…

A How to on Body Chocolate

Maybe you fancy yourself to be something of an artist. Maybe you just fancy artists, either way, body chocolate is an extremely fun way to add flavor in the bedroom. Body chocolate (also called body frosting because of its consistency) comes in a variety of types and flavors. Finding the best one for you is going to be a bit of trial and error. It comes in dark, milk, white and all sorts of blended flavors in between. Among our friends and their babes we’ve found that dark chocolate is the most popular flavor. Try looking for varieties at your local adult store to see what you like best. What is it? A lot of people shy away from body chocolate because they picture frosting or melted chocolate that sticks everywhere. The good news is that this isn’t what body chocolate is like. Because it’s meant to be used on the human body, it isn’t supposed to get gooey or leave a sticky residue. Good body chocolate should look like whipped frosting and feel very fluffy and light. It should also come with a paintbrush or other sort of application brush. The brush bristles should be strong and not fall off when you run your finger along the brush. If…

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