Taking your Date to a Strip Club

You read that right. No, we’re not some sort of brazen group of players with magic abilities to charm women no matter what we do. We’re just regular dudes like you are. However, we learned something about ladies that most men just seem to not even think about. CHICKS LIKE BOOBS. No, we’re actually serious, not in that whole they only like them to make us happy thing either. Chicks actually really like other chicks’ boobs. Half the reason they dress the way they do is because they like their boobs as much as we do. With this knowledge, we figured, why not ask a babe to go see some pole dancers with us. How to Ask You’re going to have to know the chick first, but that should be a given. Also, remember that you’re going to be asking her to go look at naked ladies with you. The TRICK is you need to make this low key and not about getting laid later. Instead, make it about going to see a show like you would any other show. Do not make a big deal about it; simply ask if she’s ever been to one and if she’s curious. The key words in this are LOW KEY. Even if…

Instant Knight in Shining Armor

“Chivalry always impresses women” Girls are more easily impressed than you think, and admire even the smallest show of chivalry despite rumors that they are hard to please. There are your general ways to be polite like holding the door open for her and letting her go first when you enter a store, but there are more surprising things that will win a woman’s heart, and might even end up getting you laid. You’d be shocked at how little you have to do to impress her, and most of it is just common courtesy. If you’re a gamer, things like Call of Duty and World of Warcraft can take up a TON of your time and attention. Say you’re on a mission and you’ve neglected her for a few days – yeah, she’ll be a little irritated, and she’ll be lonely. Don’t let her get to the point where she blows up; it’ll end in screaming and her trying to take the Xbox or computer away from you, which is just stressful and unnecessary. Finish the mission, but pretend like you’re still in the middle of it because she won’t be able to tell the difference. Then, put the game down and bring her over to you instead. Let her…

Getting Lucky at Concerts

“Forget the concert and focus on the smooch” Concerts are a great place to get drunk and have a great time with your friends while listening to good music, but they can also be a fantastic place to get you laid. The loud bass gets everyone’s blood pumping, and the alcohol doesn’t hurt you either. And the best part: the women come skimpily dressed and practically begging for you go hit on them, at rock concerts especially. Whether you’re the subtle or in-your-face type of guy, this sort of venue is just right for finding the perfect girl to hook up with. Loud music and close quarters go hand in hand and make the perfect storm to get girls desperate and horny, so take advantage of it. Pretend to want to get up closer to the band and use that opportunity to grind against her – if you’re really bold, try grabbing her and dancing with her. It might get you slapped, but hey, you can just tell her you’re drunk. If she does slap you, back off, but if she doesn’t then continue to push your luck as far as it’ll go. Plenty of girls go to concerts looking for guys to grind up on, so if she’s already…

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