OnlineBootyCall.com Review: Why OnlineBootyCall.com Didn’t Make The Top List

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Summary

Why they call this site OnlineBootyCall, we have no idea! A better name would have been Lame!

For some reason, this website JUST WON’T DIE.

We first heard about OnlineBootyCall.com years ago, when they were running the cheapest commercials ever known to man. If you’re fortunate enough not to remember them, the commercials basically consisted of the worst actors known to humanity trying to convince boring, repressed people that they needed a booty call.

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They would explain the word “Booty,” and what a booty call was, to a bunch of old people who couldn’t believe what they were hearing-or another commercial featured a bunch of terrible actresses going “shopping for men,” picking them out of a supermarket freezer and carting them off home.

We were pleased to find that the website of OnlineBootyCall.com is just as thoughtlessly trashy as the commercials always pretty much promised. This terrible website is gross, cheap, and dumb. We wouldn’t touch it again if we were paid to try and get laid on here, and we always feel like taking a shower after we log off. THAT’S how gross this site is.

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So, what makes OnlineBootyCall.com so cheap, nasty, and unappealing? Let’s check it out.

Probably the biggest problem with OnlineBootyCall.com is that it seems to think that just because it KNOWS it’s trashy, it can get away with being trashy.

That doesn’t just mean that it’s trashy like a girl who likes to get down and dirty is “trashy-” this site is actually a piece of trash.

The site is BROKEN AS HELL, for one thing. As soon as you log on, you can expect the links to take you to error pages about as often as they take you to real pages. Not only is that common, it’s about as typical as it is to get spammed with mail that’s obviously fake.

The only men on OnlineBootyCall.com are guys that show shots of their dicks. We’ve said before that a junk shot is about the worst thing you can put up on a hookup website-well, this is one website where it’s what girls want, and you do NOT want to try having sex with one of those girls. That’s just a recipe for disaster.

Why We Believe OnlineBootyCall.com Is Not Legit

We got a hell of a lot of mail on OnlineBootyCall.com!

Unfortunately, it was all spam.

Of the emails we sent out (all 900 of them), we got back a mere 15. How pathetic is that? Yes, we know it’s pathetic, we’re ashamed that we ever tried to use OnlineBootyCall.com, too.

However, our inbox on OnlineBootyCall.com was ALWAYS buzzing, the entire time we were writing our OnlineBootyCall review. We got so much unsolicited mail that we thought we’d be knee-deep in ass for a month!

Except that every time we opened an email that looked promising, it linked to an inactive or broken profile. Yeah, if there was a single real girl sending out mail on this website, we never met her. This site was disappointing in so many ways it was just sad.

Is OnlineBootyCall.com a Scam: We Think So!

If you’re desperate enough that you think you need to use OnlineBootyCall.com, just stop. Desperate guys NEVER get laid on this site. We’re pretty sure that NO guys ever get laid on this site, in fact. You’re just giving your money to a bunch of people who think it’s hilarious to put out a really shoddy, upsettingly bad product and watch people fall over themselves to buy it.

Actually, that makes more sense than anything else. OnlineBootyCall.com is probably a joke, and we’re the punch line. That’s the only reason we can think of for why a site with a budget large enough for national commercials would turn out such a TERRIBLE website.

Should You Try Hooking Up Using OnlineBootyCall.com? Review Conclusion

Your game will suffer for every second you spend on OnlineBootyCall.com. Get off of this awful website, and get onto a GOOD site like SocialSex.com, our top-rated website for hooking up with hot women. You CAN do better than OnlineBootyCall.com-anyone can. Hell, it’s hard to do worse than a site like this one.

30 Responses to “OnlineBootyCall.com Review: Why OnlineBootyCall.com Didn’t Make The Top List”

  1. Yellow Prince

    kind of the crappiest hookup site i’ve ever been on if i’m being honest. online booty call is NOT a good site and you will not get laid. not a single booty call on this site really!

  2. good luck trying to think of a comparison to this crappy site. it’s just the worst, you won’t get laid, all the women are ugly and they don’t want anything to do with you still!

  3. Vital Helium

    I wouldn’t call this a SCAM but it certainly isn’t good. there’s nothing about this site that makes me want to come back except to laugh at fake profiles

  4. unconvinced so far that this site is legit but i am still giving onlinebootycall a try! the girls on here look really hot and like a lot of fun so who knows

  5. this site is NOT good. you won’t get laid here and you’ll be lucky if you even get to talk to a girl! a total waste of space and time as far as i’m concerned.

  6. i just wanted to go onto onlinebootycall as a test because i thought the name was awesome. it ended up being a mess and a waste of my money and time!

  7. not even deserving of a 0 out of 10 rating if i’m being honest. don’t bother with this one because not only will you not get laid but you might just end up with an inbox full of spam!

  8. I wish i could leave a higher ranked review but honestly this site just doesn’t deserve any of it. the only good thing about it is the laughs you get with the bad profiles!

  9. ONE OF THE SLOWEST DATING SITES I HAVE BEEN ON…ONLINE BOOTY CALL HAS YET TO REALLY GET ME HOOKED UP WITH ANYONE…BUT I WILL KEEP AT IT FOR MY MONEY’S WORTH

  10. I’m fairly sure this is a scam site and I have nothing nice to say about it! It falls flat for all aspects of dating, casual and sex-based, and I will not waste my time here any longer!

  11. this is just a BAD hookup site to be honest and you will not get laid here, no matter the name. okay actually the name is just dumb, online booty call, are you kidding me???

  12. if i could compare this site to anything it would be to a hole full of horse manure. seriously it’s that bad. it’s also about as effective at getting you in bed with a hot chick!

  13. Gloomy Temple

    i can’t think of a site that’s a more obvious scam. not only are the only girls on here ugly they just aren’t active at all…if you lower your standards MAYBE you’ll find someone to hook up with

  14. Unsure if this is legit or not but onlinebootycall has still been kind of slow going for me. I have yet to get a hook up on here. Sometimes the girls won’t even answer my messages…

  15. Restless Arrow

    THIS SITE IS JUST NOT GOOD. DON’T SPEND MONEY HERE!!! first of all you won’t get laid. second of all even if you did all the girls are ugly! what’s the point in that??

  16. Maximum Froglet

    when i gave this site a test run i expected a lot more. online booty call really doesn’t give a darn about you nor does it want you to get laid. don’t waste time here.

  17. 0 out of 10. this site gets a bad rating because honestly it does NOTHING but slow my computer down and make me look at flashing ads all day. a waste of space.

  18. Small Pony

    this one is kind of a joke to review because it’s just so obviously bad from the get-go. sorry to people that spent a lot of money here but it’s obviously a big, crappy site!

  19. I am trying to use onlinebootycall.com for online dating and it hasn’t done much for me so far. I will keep at it though, the girls here are pretty good looking.

  20. AN OBVIOUS SCAM SITE. I CANNOT RECOMMEND IT TO ANYONE! DO NOT SPEND MONEY HERE OR WASTE TIME HERE AS YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST SPENDING IT ALL ON NOTHING THE GIRLS DO NOT EVEN EXIST!

  21. The Digital Moving Lieutenant

    a really honestly bad hookup site. you will not get laid on online booty call, you wont get anything! EXCEPT maybe a ton of spam e-mails lol isn’t that GREAT

  22. i wish i could think of a comparison…but honestly…NOTHING is as bad as this site. save your money and go elsewhere you will thank me for that advice

  23. Navy Stony Leopard

    Eh I wouldnt’ call it a scam but I can’t exactly call it a great site either??? you definitely won’t get LAID here but hey at least enjoy the hilariously bad pics!

  24. i’m really not sure if online booty call is legit or not, i mean with a name like that who knows lol but at least the girls are kind of cute and when they do chat they are fun!

  25. Foghorn Jupiter

    not good…nothing about this site is good…you are wasting a lot of money and time on a site with nothing but fat ugly chicks so don’t spend money here…

  26. Strong Eternal Jupiter

    if you have any integrity you won’t even give this one a test run. it’s honestly not your fault either this site is just bad, don’t let it take a jab at your self-esteem!

  27. Probably the lowest rating I’m going to give on a site all year…. a big fat F. Please don’t waste your time here, it’s just a facepalm inducing website and really bad.

  28. Yodelers Dreaded

    unfortunately this gets a bad review, too. i do not like this site the only thing i find vaguely amusing is the bad profiles that are so obviously fake!

  29. Not sure about this place for dating. online booty call seems like it can be a lot of fun but i don’t think i’ve found the right crowd to chat with yet.

  30. Pet Canary

    an obvious scam site and one you shouldn’t spend a time on. it’s just a mess and you will regret it because you will never get laid here not even once!

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