LavaLife.com Review: Why LavaLife.com Didn’t Make The Top List

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Summary

Don’t join LavaLife! We tried this website and found it to be wanting! Don’t expect to get results no matter how hard you try.

LavaLife.com is a weird website.

Oh, it’s a scam-there’s no doubt about that. You have about as much chance of getting laid at home, alone, without contacting anyone as you do by using LavaLife.com.

But the thing about LavaLife.com is that it’s WEIRDLY stuck in the past. For one thing, what’s the deal with the name? As soon as you start looking into the name, you realize this site claims it’s been around since the 1970s-which is pretty weird, since there wasn’t an Internet back then.

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Of all things, this website used to exist as a phone-only hookup site. That’s strange, but not as strange as the fact that it’s been in business for longer than most of us have been alive, but it still manages somehow to rip off every single person who tries to use it.

Think we’re over-exaggerating? Read on, and find out exactly what we hate about LavaLife.com.

LavaLife.com is a scam from top to bottom, and it doesn’t take long to realize that.

While many websites believe that the only way to succeed in the modern world is to offer as many features as possible, we believe that the ACTUAL best way to succeed is to do one thing-and to do it perfectly.

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LavaLife.com does nothing perfectly. It doesn’t even do anything well. This site has a bunch of divisions-such as the phone division, and the hooking up division, and the matchmaking division-and all of them are absolutely crap. This site will not get you laid, no matter how you try to spin it.

One of the worst things about LavaLife.com is when you realize that if it’s been going on for like 40 years, there have been COUNTLESS numbers of guys tricked by this piece of crap website. They’ve probably spent their paychecks, their savings, and their pensions, because all LavaLife.com tries to do is string guys along for as long as they possibly can.

Why We Believe LavaLife.com Is Not Legit

LavaLife.com obviously trusts in its old model, and doesn’t bother too much with trying to attract the dating and hookup crowd. The dating and hookup part of the website is by far the saddest-looking, and they don’t even bother making up fake profiles of girls to try and get you interested.

We sent out 900 emails during our time on LavaLife.com, and got a grand whopping total of ONE email back.

Statistically, we’re pretty sure that if you went to a decent website, like AdultFriendFinder.com, that has a huge member base, and sent the word “Potato” to 900 people, you’d get more than one response. You’d at least get someone saying, “What the hell?” or “Don’t message me again, creep!”

We’d even prefer those responses to the silence!

Is LavaLife.com a Scam: We Think So!

So, if LavaLife.com doesn’t spend money on the hookup part of the website, what do the brass spend it on?

It looks like the main focus of LavaLife.com is on the phone scam. What they do is charge men for making phone calls to women whose profiles they like, and if the girls like the messages they get, they can try and hook up. However, we’ve done some digging, and we found out that LavaLife.com is being sued for doctoring and removing information from messages.

Basically, men try and try, spending lots of money to hook up with women-and the women never get the part of the message that has their contact info inside! They have to keep paying for expensive phone calls, just to leave messages!

Should You Try Hooking Up Using LavaLife.com? Review Conclusion

LavaLife.com is awful for men, awful for women, awful for single people, and if it said it was for swingers, we’re sure it would be awful for swingers as well. It’s a dishonest site, and you should stay away from it at all costs.

Instead, why not check out SocialSex.com? It’s a good enough hookup site that it makes us forget about awful ones like LavaLife.com, and at least you’ll always get properly laid if you know what you’re doing-and believe us, on a good site, we know EXACTLY what we’re doing.

30 Responses to “LavaLife.com Review: Why LavaLife.com Didn’t Make The Top List”

  1. Magenta Snake

    this hookup site is really a joke. there’s nothing about lavalife that really works no matter all the extra ‘features’ the site gives you. it’s still a waste because you won’t get to talk to any chicks at all!

  2. in comparison, every other site i’m on has a HUGE number of girls and very few guys. this one is the opposite. there just aren’t enough girls to go around so you will NOT get laid!

  3. Los Student

    no hookups are going to happen on this scam of a site, lol. the ONLY good thing about it is that the girls are pretty hot but that’s it. not that it matters because they won’t bone you!

  4. i’m not sure if lavalife.com is legit or not. the girls seem like they’re really cute and fun but i can never get them to exchange messages with me!

  5. Hilarious Beaver

    this site is just not good. no matter how many fancy features are on it, you STILL will not get a single woman on here in bed with you. they just aren’t HERE!

  6. fake profiles i’m guessing though on my test run it mostly looked like there just weren’t many women at all on lavalife.com. better to spend your cash elsewhere.

  7. this gets a really low rating from me. i can’t recommend that you stay AWAY enough! it’s just not good because the women here won’t talk to you and how are you supposed to get in bed with them that way??

  8. Rare Detective

    lowest review in awhile from me, it’s a bad site because the ladies on here are likely fake profiles and nothing more. what a waste of time and money.

  9. FOR DATING I THINK LAVALIFE KIND OF FALLS FLAT. I HAVE NOT GOTTEN A SINGLE MESSAGE RETURNED SO FAR AND FOR THAT I AM PRETTY DISAPPOINTED BUT I WILL KEEP TRYING!

  10. Eastern Long Tungsten

    this is a scam site in the sense that they say you’ll get laid and you just WON’T. the women are ugly and just very few in number even if you lower your standards!

  11. Lefty Rabbit

    i’ve tried out a lot of sites and for this to be called a hookup site is laughable. lavalife.com won’t get you hooked up at all, it’ll just make you frustrated.

  12. few sites can be used in a comparison against this one in terms of low, low quality. don’t spend a dime here if you are really hoping to get laid…

  13. Green Smokey Sapphire

    a total and complete scam and an obvious one at that because soooooOOOo many of these profiles are fake. you can barely find a real one on this website if you are trying!

  14. i think lavalife is legit but i am not entirely convinced. it’s hard to get anyone to reply to messages on here and that’s kind of off putting. but the women are gorgeous, so..

  15. Dangerous Rocky Electron

    it’s just NOT GOOD and you should stay away if you know what is good for your wallet. don’t spend money on a site that is guaranteed NOT to get you laid.

  16. I WENT TO TEST THIS OUT AND ONLY ENDED UP ANNOYED. THE WOMEN ON LAVALIFE DO NOT RESPOND TO MESSAGES, NOT EVEN IF YOU ARE GIVING THEM UNDESERVED COMPLIMENTS LOL DON’T BOTHER!

  17. what is it about this site that people like at all. honestly. i can’t give this one anything more than an F rating and i wish i could. you just won’t meet women on here at all!

  18. SquirrelSquirrel

    nothing nice to say int his review really except some of the profile pics are nice. too bad the whole site is padded with fake profiles and that means you won’t get laid!

  19. for a dating site, i sure haven’t met many women. lavalife SEEMS like a fun site but i’ve just yet to really accomplish much on it. back to the drawing board…

  20. Left-handed Bad Foal

    whether or not this is a scam site is irrelevant especially when you just won’t meet women here! don’t waste your time and energy on a site that just doesn’t provide.

  21. Rolling Yak

    THIS IS A CRAPPY HOOKUP SITE BECAUSE NONE OF THE PROFILES ARE REAL. IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO MEET WOMEN THAT DON’T EXIST! YOU WON’T GET LAID AND YOU’RE WASTING MONEY!

  22. very few sites in comparison to this one are as bad lol. this one is just a joke, you won’t get laid, you won’t get a single message response, and if you’re lucky, you WON’T get a virus!

  23. El Serpent

    this site is probably a scam and at least it’s a funny one. it’s very obvious and you will at least get the hint before you spend a lot of money…at least, i hope you will!

  24. Alphonso

    whether it’s legit or not i’m really not sure??? i like lavalife but i wish that the women would actually reply to me. a lot more potential than it is showing right now.

  25. Zot-Hold

    only one thing can be said about this site: it’s not good. don’t waste money on a site that really just does not provide a single service you are paying for!

  26. Flying Test

    when i did a test run of this site and others, this one was by far the worst. lavalife didn’t have a single woman reply to my e-mails. what a waste of time.

  27. a lot of fancy features for nothing! what good is a lot of chat features when you can’t even talk to a real woman? for that it’s getting my lowest rating.

  28. Dromedary Nasty

    wish i didn’t always have to leave a bad review but so be it…this is another site that just falls short and doesn’t do anything like it says it will!

  29. for dating this isn’t any good. lavalife is waaay too much about sex so i will try it again with that angle and hope for the best in hooking up with some lovely ladies

  30. Forgotten Swallow

    a scam site and that’s obvious so i’m not too upset, just annoyed. it’s just full of fake profiles and you can tell just from a glance. a waste o time.

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