You see one every time you’re in the adult stores, it’s hanging up in that corner with a slightly cheesy how-to video playing over it. It’s calling out to you with its complex-looking design and somewhat frightens you with how much work it may be to put up. We’re talking about sex swings. A lot of dudes don’t want to invest the time and energy into putting one up, but we’re telling you, it’s WORTH IT. Yes, it does require a lot of invested time and some energy to get the swing up and swinging. And yeah, it will take a little work for you to master the finer points of how to get the most out of it, but really, the sex swing is the single greatest thing we’ve ever played with.
Selecting the Right Swing
All swings are a little different. Some have complex holds for arms and for legs. Some of them are just a very simple hammock style swing. You don’t have to go all out with your props if this is the first time that you are seriously considering them. In fact, we advise that you don’t go all out until you’re sure that the swing is for you. There are thousands of options and product reviews online, so take your time. Remember that this item needs to be either affixed to a firm place in the ceiling or have a stand of its own. We, personally, prefer the stand option.
Installing the swing isn’t hard. Usually you just need a simple Phillip’s head screwdriver, standard size. The most important thing that you should do BEFORE you place your lady in the swing is sit in the bad boy yourself. Swing around and make sure that everything feels safe and secure. You’d be amazed how many dudes just figure their babe will be fine without even seeing how secure the structure is.
The Major reason that sex swings are the sweetest thing ever is that it gives you a range of movement that you just don’t have when your babe is laying still. The swing moves further out, meaning that there’s less work being put out by both of you for the same physical reaction a LOT of work would put out otherwise. Be careful to start out slow though. The last thing you need is to slam into her so hard you hurt her pelvic bone. Or worse, you miss and end up jamming your cock (yes, you can jam your cock).
So why risk the injury? For the sensations, the opportunity to play, and the all in all satisfaction. When you’ve got a babe lined up just right and are using the swing properly you are going to feel like you’ve died and gone to heaven and so is she. The angle of the swing is designed for the best chance to line up with most women’s G spots. Not only that, but changing positions can include changing the height of the swing. If you’re dealing with a chick that’s a lot taller than you or a lot shorter, this means that you’re not going to have to be a contortionist to get her in any position that you want. It’s basically all the sensations for both of you with half the work!